thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:

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  compliments don’t get people killed. 

  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no

peachsnapple:

so i have this boss @ work who i thought was kinda old (because he’s married and looks older) & weird & working with him was always awkward but today we were working together and i learned he is 21 years old & likes ltierally all of the same video games as me?? ?? ? ? and like he even worships mass effect the same way i do ?? ? 

classic example of me being a fucking asshole 2 cool people 4 no reason

HE IS 21??!?!?!!!!!!!

Above us, only stars. Below us, only stars. To all sides, only stars. Inside us, only stars.
Welcome to Night Vale  (via petrichour)

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league-of-legends-sexy-girls:

Orianna New Splash Art


itstonybetch:

adoredelano

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hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

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