a woman’s place is in space, with the aliens
I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
I kind of told my sixth grade teacher this in front of the class when she said “Ladies don’t do that.”
So a friend just showed me this amazing video on skin retouching from phlearn, and it is simply amazing.
On Friday, I woke up at 2 am to catch a plane to Austin. I arrived, rented a car, and went to go pick up Joel. After finding him at the bus station we went to go get my apartment key, and upon doing so realized someone had taken one of my parking spots. In trying to find the other one I turned onto a one way street (s/o to west campus roads for being awful) and in trying to get off of it I backed into another car, and crushed my bumper in. Coming from a girl who’s never gotten a speeding ticket, this was horrifying to do to a rental car. Thankfully no damage done to the other car and we left on good terms. Got back to the apartment, left to get dinner and stopped by the storage unit to pick up some of my belongings. Went home. Carried everything up stairs as the elevator was broken. Finally went to bed.
Saturday we got up bright and early to go to Ikea for furniture. Picked and dragged everything out of the warehouse and made in back in time to turn in a walk through form and pick up an internet modem all before 2pm. Joel and I then uncrushed the bumper with our hands and the help of a hammer and returned the car almost good as new (my hero). Then waited on the delivery, and when we received and began putting it together we realized on of the pieces was melded funny and couldn’t be used. Sleeping on the floor day 2.
Sunday we went to drop Joel off back at the bus station to go home. Very sad for Celia. Afterward I took the bus to HEB and walked back with two bags of groceries. Got lost. 102 degree heat. Ran out of water. No fun. Got home, took a shower, went to bed.
Monday woke up feeling kind of funny. Went to a job interview and landed the job (Whoo). Went home, put some clothes away and unpacked, and laid down to take a quick nap. Woke up to find that I had broken out in hives and one of my eyes was swollen shut. Went to a clinic where they chalked it up to allergies and was prescribed meds. Went to take the bus to pharmacy to realized I forgt my Student ID. Took money out of ATM and went to cvs for change. Went to pharmacy to find it had closed. Called clinic for transfer and took them 2 hours to do so. Took the bus up to a walgreens and finally got my prescription.
It’s been a hectic week. Just hoping I make it through ok.
i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale
i mean really
what is going on here
this is officially my new favourite thing
thank you for sharing it with us
SEXTS FROM THE VOID
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this