- Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
- Me: *breathes*
- Mom: no
so i have this boss @ work who i thought was kinda old (because he’s married and looks older) & weird & working with him was always awkward but today we were working together and i learned he is 21 years old & likes ltierally all of the same video games as me?? ?? ? ? and like he even worships mass effect the same way i do ?? ?
classic example of me being a fucking asshole 2 cool people 4 no reason
HE IS 21??!?!?!!!!!!!
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bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing